Now if you start asking me how on earth i came up with this... please don't... this is what you get if you put a mad arse... correction... a lazy mad arse on a 6 day trip to the middle of nowhere and make him spend new year's day on a train...
I'm against arranged marriages... at least dead set against the kind of institution established in India... it's seriously nonsensical if you can even think about marrying someone you don't even know yet... everything becomes a damn formality... you try to suppress all kinds of dissatisfactions that arise... it is true that knowing a person too well ain good for a marriage... but still... what the hell... absolutely no point not knowing...
P.s. Please... im begging you... if you haven't already... DON'T... seriously DON'T read The White Tiger... my blog has a better chance of winning the booker... the whole thing is one big *beep* joke... you shouldn't write an impression of a country based on what you see or believe... its total rubbish..
Chow... peace out...
Nonsensical Musings...
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A Bleeding Nose...
Someone should do a research paper on the type of fauna that can be found near the loo of our dorms... they'd probably win the Nobel or something for discovering 30 new species of grasshoppers or so...
Someone should tell Iron Maiden to look at the timetables of the general school and college population before deciding to tour India... It would fetch them at least a few million more fans...
Someone should realize that Bangalore's streets are small enough and they don't need to start stupid rallies which make not only their's, but everyone's lives miserable... i wouldn't want my 10 year old brother to have to walk back 20km from school...
Someone should pose a decent threat to India's cricket team... It's irritating i tell you, plain irritating to see Dhoni gloat in so much glory...
Someone should realize that when you aren't paying for your bandwidth, it's considered polite not to restrict your uploads... I wouldn't want my torrents to have no peers...
Someone should realize that the default fonts in Ubuntu are just plain boring and should be improvised... It's just not nice to see your favorite web pages in weird font...
Someone should realize that the world needs more places like DeeTee, and actually end up opening a whole chain of nice restaurants... Anywhere, Nowhere, Somewhere would be a good place to start...
Someone should stop blogging this nonsense and get back to his freaking Electrical book... or he's gonna have trouble on Saturday morning... loads of it!
Chow... tc... peace out!!
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Must-hears for metallo-maniacs..
This is quite a recent list so plz don't ask y all the classics are missing..
1. Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet
2. Slipknot - Sulfur
3. Samael - High Above
4. Roadrunner United - Army of the Sun
5. Priestess - I Am The Night, Colour Me Black
6. AFI - Miss Murder
7. Nightwish - The Poet and the Pendulum
8. Marilyn Manson - You And Me And The Devil Makes Three
9. Blind Guardian - Another Stranger Me
10. Avial - Nada Nada
Do excuse me for not including some very famous recent artists... mayb theyr just not in my good books.. tried to cover as many of the metal genres as possible.. plus the last one is actually an indian band..
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Spontaneous combustions... not caustic embrittlement!!
It's amazing wad u can do with 21 rupees and 50 paise (to b exact).. Dez's innovation comes veri handy in such situations... like yea, usin a tissu paper to tie ur hair.. or a pack of mint to keep ur battered nd broken cell in :D.. at some point we ver desperate enuf to go down on our knees to search for a 50 paise coin in a public bus from udupi to manipal.. yes, 50 PAISE... nd what were we doin in udupi?? now that brings us to a whole new story..
Its ummmazin how motivating a factor mosquitos can be ( Dez, u spelled that wrong in ur blog :D ).. wen u have a brain like hers comin up with random ideas such as going to udupi at 9 in the night, "It's Not That Hard To Imagine".. nd so we embarked upon that epic journey.. a journey riddled with omens lik a poster saying "Don't Be a Bakra!", the road literally "ditching" us, a shopkeeper practically throwing us outta his shop for god knows what reason, Dez's phone randomly coming up with the message "NOT FOUND" when we are searchin for our last 10 buck note that would decide our fate..
When uv been cooped up in your room for 2 whole days, tryin to study but nothin relevant whatsoever enterin your brain, and with random nonsensic thoughts irritatin and pissin u off, a little spontaneous thinking can do wonders for ur mood, right Dez?? :D
P.S. And to think Minomi wz responsible for all this..... :P
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U gotta listen to these...
1. Chromeo - Fancy Footwork (Guns n Bombs Remix)
2. Junkie XL ft. Lauren Rocket - More
3. Datarock - I Used To Dance With My Daddy (Karma Harvest Remix)
4. The Heavy - That Kind Of Man
5. Junkie XL ft. Electrocute - Mad Pursuit
6. Electro Stimulation - Automatic Lover
7. David Guetta - Love Don't Let Me Go (Walking Away)
8. Modeselektor - Dancing Box
9. My Federation - What Gods Are These
10. Reverend And The Makers - Open Your Window
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Happy Buuuuurthdaaay!!
Happy birthday to meeeeee...
Happy birthday to meeeeee...
Believe me, iv gone crazeeeeeee....
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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The day piggy-banks went extinct..
It's crazy.. Insane, i tell u.. forget tryin in vain to grasp on to your cash.. how on earth is someone supposed to concentrate on things such as "studying", when you have everything from sweet-corn to chats available right outside your damn dorm!! Seriously.. u start wondering wether drugs are lik the worst kinda addictions.. coz lime soda or pepsi seriously giv them some good contest..
And now.. lime soda.. something lik 25 different flavours.. approximately 50 steps from your room.. 10 bux a glass..
Scary..
No wonder piggy banks went extinct..
Chow.. Tc.. Peace out..
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Drunk on soda..
Hangover's suck... esp wen u didn't drink at all. Dee Tee was an awesome place too loose your mind on a Saturday evening, esp wen ur with some of your best pals around. Aatman makes on helluva DJ, but i guess i'l neva own his collection :( Imagine Another Brick In The Wall blaring from an awesome set of speakers, bhai n me going totally nuts, Dez watching with an amused expression, Nag fooling around with the seniors.. sigh.. it was a good night. But as I said.. hangovers really really suck.. Chow.. Peace out..
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Minutes past midnight,,
Actually it's nearly an hour since midnight now, but here i am.. really really drunk from the post-"Editorial Board selections" celebrations (drunk on coke.. now don't let your minds wander.. sheeesh..), still sorta reeling from the after effects of Mandy Moore's super cute face. No wonder im still listenin to "Someday We'll Know" and switchfoot. Sigh..
The first meeting of Ed Board (that's what were officiallly called.. i guess.. i hope..) was pretty fun.. considering im the only first year on the team.. The Ed (editor) was pretty chilled out.. expects us to be workin on night shifts.. having fun over editing and sorting out articles.. poring over pics.. pretty fun i guess.. and i'm gonna have xtended perm!!!!! AWESOME!!
Nag is still his usual crazy self.. still recovering from Arsenal's loss i guess.. Dez.. haven seen her in a while (a day i think... thats long..), Ash i still sittin n tryin to figure out y I-ON has a grudge against him, other than watching movies 24/7.. Appan been busy with MobiVis.. takin a break from our midnight Halo sessions.. so yea.. lifes pretty normal in MIT..
Anyway.. no lecture til 9 tmrw.. so i can risk a late night.. but not too late.. considerin i actually slept through comp pracs.. so ciao.. tc.. peace out..
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His holy kung-fuiness continues..
The bloody toil of combat?
Old contender, will you not yield to the immortal gods?
That nightmare cannot die, being eternal evil itslef - horror, pain, chaos:
There is no fighting her, no power can fight her, all that avails is flight.
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Saving sunshines...
And so i decided.. today was the day.. i went to God.. asked him if he could.. if he could... "save" my sunshines.. he said, "of course i can, i AM god.. but.. there would be a price to pay".. The thought of having her back clouded my judgement.. WHY????? Why did i agree to it??? AAAARGH!! and so i endured the most horrifying 5 minutes of my life in MIT.. i had to endure the pain of watching her being sewn together.. stitch by stitch.. everytime his needle went through her skin.. it felt like a knife was being pierced through my heart... and now.. when i look at her.. i see those scars.. and i regret my choice.. she will never be the same again.. never.. never...
P.S. Those of you who want to know who i'm talkin about.. ask ash.. but id advice you not to... seriously..
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His Holy Kung-fuiness says..
- Master Ooguey
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Makeover..
This blog needs a makeover.. me n ash were jus discussin an ideal blog name... all sortsa stuff from im*dash*.com to iforgotthenameofmysite.com ... an then we finally realized that ywesaywhatwesay.com is *dash* enuf. Jus got a new applet on the sidebar which actually allows u to blog from ur desktop... no wonder im bloggin now. Y do u think i wud be randomly bloggin.. unless i was *dash*.. yea thats a possibility.. i mean which sadass wud blog his way to death wen he has underwear washin nd a mechanics assignment pending.. sigh.. jus shows the extent of my *dash*... sigh.. ok before i sign off and stop trublin u with my *dash*.. ok i forgot what i was gonna say... fuck... this *dash* is gettin to me..
tc.. chow.. peace out..
P.S. jus in case ur wonderin
1. *dash* = *bore* in all tenses and whatever
2. whoever read this blog to get this part must be totally *dash*.. jus like me.. so i advice u to text me..
3. hi to all my ancient blog friends.. haven been able to check ur blogs for a while..
4. don expect any more philosophical stuff on my blog... *dash* is officially gonna be my most used word..
5. and now before i spread this *dash* fever... goodnight.
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